Re: Gabby Agbonlahor

by BillytheKid Thu Apr 28, 2016 5:32 pm

I am prepared to give Gabby a chance to show us all he loves Villa and wants to fire us back to the Premier League but this really is the last chance saloon now Gabby loved you growing up but these past few years dude you have really let us all down time to man up and help our club out and stop fuckin about now!

by DaveAV1 Thu Apr 28, 2016 5:33 pm

Spot on 4B

by Guest Thu Apr 28, 2016 5:44 pm

He needs to droppe about 40 pounds I reckon. That's mission impossible for such a lazy bastard

by BillytheKid Thu Apr 28, 2016 7:08 pm

Haha 40 pounds seems about right joppe he needs to lose but in all fairness if a fat bastad like Grant Holte can be made to look a top striker in the championship Gabby still has some hope i spose

by ember Thu Apr 28, 2016 10:58 pm

Trotters wrote:
Flabby wrote:
Up The Villa, Villa Till I Die!"

So, if we gather in a circle, hold hands, close our eyes and wish really, really hard...

by **Trotters** Fri Apr 29, 2016 12:43 am

by achilles Sun May 08, 2016 12:53 pm

What happened to the latest investigation?

by DaveAV1 Sun May 08, 2016 12:57 pm

The club are still investigating all the pie factories in a fifty mile radius of Villa Park, to see if Gabby really has cleared the lot.

by **Trotters** Sun May 08, 2016 3:04 pm

I'm sure the commentator said at the start of the game that Flabby is training with the U21"s.

1st thought : good. Demote the bastard.
2nd thought : bad. It's a promotion and all he'll do there is infect their minds and attitude with the same shit that has caused his own career to end.

by achilles Sun May 08, 2016 3:20 pm

But no official comment has been made, has it or did I miss it?

What is the point of him training with the U21's, I am sure he is going to be motivated there, just a bad influence!

by Guest Sun May 08, 2016 4:27 pm

We need a manager to get him into shape and get his attitude right.

If that's not happening we might as well release him. Right now he's a sickness for us.

by Boldfinger Sun May 08, 2016 7:54 pm

We can't release him as no one would want him so we would have to pay off his contract- and perhaps we should if he is as poisonous as we are led to believe.

by Guest Sun May 08, 2016 7:58 pm

It's better to pay him off when he is pure toxic to younger players. It will be fecking impossible to change the culture at this club if we keep the tumors alive.

by Boldfinger Sun May 08, 2016 8:02 pm

Which is cheaper - pay him off or hire a hit man ?
Lol.

by 4BetLite Sun May 08, 2016 9:20 pm

I'd like to volunteer to be the hitman........ a slow death by,,, torture, ill make him watch video's of all our matches this season.

by **Trotters** Mon May 09, 2016 12:27 am

If he's not fit to do his job - and by his own fault - I wonder if we docked his pay?

I'd have him training one on one with the worlds nastiest drill sergeant who will make his life a living hell. Make him quit.

by Boldfinger Mon May 09, 2016 7:51 am

send him to the island with Bear griles, i month of eating fuckall and the fat useless twat would be a ....... thin useless twat.
get him off the books asap along with the other joy riders

by jeffvilla Mon May 09, 2016 8:18 am

Make him play every game in the championship, let him take the boos let him take the abuse. Let him suffer just like our fans have watching his pixx poor performance. Also this could be a chance for him to redeem himself, start playing like he use to fight for the cause. Let him prove he is MR Aston Villa. VTID

Scarf Waving

by **Trotters** Mon May 09, 2016 8:41 am

jeffvilla wrote:Make him play every game in the championship.....

...for some other team. And put a clause in the loan contract that he HAS to play against us.

by andrew24561 Mon May 09, 2016 9:16 am

[quote="Trotters"]

jeffvilla wrote:Make him play every game in the championship.....

with his fitness record he wouldn't play more than three games in a season.

by 4BetLite Fri May 13, 2016 3:55 pm

I'm not saying Gabby is lazy, but he puts popcorn in his pancakes so that they flip themselves.............................. the fat bas#@=d!

by 4BetLite Sun Jul 03, 2016 7:36 pm

Idiot speaks here

In response to flabbys comments, ill keep it short and sweet....................
GET THE FVCK OUT

His attempts to gain favour and forgiveness are, though, the clearest indicator so far as to how big a deal the DR is, good times ahead as long as the club are not hoodwinked by the rats that have infested the place.

If gabby stays and scores 60 goals next season, I will still not forgive him and his cronies for destroying this club. So fvck off mate and let us rebuild without the likes of you.

by achilles Sun Jul 03, 2016 7:54 pm

The cancer regarding the playing side of the club, which helped to bring about the demise of this GREAT club still remains!

by Villa_Dan Sun Jul 03, 2016 8:17 pm

He wants to repay us now he sees a potential fat new contract with the new money swimming about.

Fuck off you twat. Showed zero effort or commitment last season, walked out of fitness regimes the club laid on for him, and is poison to the dressing room.

by Guest Sun Jul 03, 2016 9:38 pm

Get rid. ASAP.

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