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The Small Heath Alliance Thread - Lets all laugh at the noses.

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Post by Trotters Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:29 pm

And no one youtubed it?
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Post by Guest Sat Apr 19, 2014 8:03 pm

As things stand they are 1 point above the drop zone but with a better goal difference and game in hand.
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Post by Guest Sat Apr 19, 2014 8:29 pm

They can still do it.
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Post by Guest Sat Apr 19, 2014 8:56 pm

Lets hope that they drop and we don't.
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Post by Trotters Sun Apr 20, 2014 4:28 am

They have, I believe, three home games remaining. And they've not won at home for coming up on 7 months.
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Post by Lee hendries tan Sun Apr 20, 2014 8:51 am

If there's a way they will find it , " they break ure heart tom "
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Post by Guest Sun Apr 20, 2014 12:30 pm

One particularly obnoxious knuckle dragger rang WM the other night slagging off all Villa supporters except one who was OK. They are utterly deluded.
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Post by Guest Mon Apr 21, 2014 3:51 pm

Only losing at home to Blackburn FOUR NIL at HALF TIME.............bet of the day Blackburn 6/4 :)
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Post by Guest Mon Apr 21, 2014 3:54 pm

AndyD wrote:Only losing at home to Blackburn FOUR NIL at HALF TIME.............bet of the day Blackburn 6/4 :)
Snigger :)
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Post by Guest Mon Apr 21, 2014 4:22 pm

Hopefully Millwall V Doncaster will stay a draw and Blackpool and Charlton pick up late winners. That will leave Blues in the brown stuff.
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Post by Guest Mon Apr 21, 2014 4:26 pm

I wonder if the will go into administration if the get relegated? Whats the points deduction for that ?
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Post by Guest Mon Apr 21, 2014 4:29 pm

10pts for going into admin.

Charlton now winning at Wednesday too. Trapdoor starting to creak open for Blues.
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Post by Guest Mon Apr 21, 2014 4:32 pm

Weren't Charlton two down at Wednesday? This is comedic stuff.
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Post by AntJac Mon Apr 21, 2014 4:35 pm

I think we should all commemorate this moment by having a minutes flatulence
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Post by Guest Mon Apr 21, 2014 4:45 pm

Chris Harte wrote:Weren't Charlton two down at Wednesday? This is comedic stuff.
With Bleakpuddle pulling one back they might get another and drop the sty dwellers into the bottom 3...
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Post by Guest Mon Apr 21, 2014 4:49 pm

Looks like they're staging a comeback. Only 4-2 down now.
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Post by Guest Mon Apr 21, 2014 4:50 pm

Chris Harte wrote:Looks like they're staging a comeback. Only 4-2 down now.
Bastards always trying to spoil our fun :)
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Post by Guest Mon Apr 21, 2014 4:51 pm

Mind you, only 2 mins left, they breks yer art Tom....
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Post by Guest Mon Apr 21, 2014 5:03 pm

Donny and Millwall's draw means they both leapfrog the noses, while Charlton's win means they also go above them. Blackpool drew and so are behind them on goal difference only.

I originally said there was too much flotsam and jetsam for them to go down, but now I'm not so sure.

lololololol....
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Post by pooligan Mon Apr 21, 2014 8:49 pm

What a lovely afternoon ,sat listening to Small Heath being humiliated by Blackburn ,tom toss and kevin broadhurst sounding so depressed.Charlton winning ,Millwall and Donny drawing and also Blackpool drawing  Very Happy Very Happy 
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Post by Guest Mon Apr 21, 2014 9:18 pm

pooligan wrote:What a lovely afternoon ,sat listening to Small Heath being humiliated by Blackburn ,tom toss and kevin broadhurst sounding so depressed.Charlton winning ,Millwall and Donny drawing and also Blackpool drawing  Very Happy Very Happy 
They really in deep shit. I thought we were in a bad way but yet again they are far better at being shit than we are.
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Post by Guest Mon Apr 21, 2014 9:28 pm

Bank Holiday bumper crowd there today!  Laughing 
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Post by Guest Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:13 pm

Paul Robinson says loan players 'let down' team

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Birmingham captain Paul Robinson says the Championship strugglers' current group of loanees have let them down.

Loanee forwards Federico Macheda and Jordan Ibe, midfielders Albert Rusnak and Emyr Huws, and defenders Tom Thorpe and Tyler Blackett have joined in 2014.

Robinson said: "The first batch of loan players were different class, buying into the gaffer's ethos and the team and what we expected from each other.

"For me, the second lot [2014 signings] have let us down a little bit."

Defender Robinson added: "You don't want anyone out there now not giving 100%. The players that go out there have got to wear that shirt with pride."

The City skipper is currently serving a three-match suspension after receiving 15 yellow cards this season.

The Blues lie 21st in the Championship, above the relegation zone on goal difference.

Since the end of the January transfer window, 12 of Birmingham's 21 league goals have been scored by loan players, including nine for striker Macheda, now the club's top league goalscorer this season.

"The big clubs send these players out for a reason and that's to get first-team football," 35-year-old Robinson continued.

"For me, they've let the gaffer down, they've let us players down, some of them, and they'll just go back to their clubs and get on with it.

"That hurts the most because we're football players and we're brought up to love the game. Do these young kids love the game as much? I don't think so."

Manchester United forward Jesse Lingard scored six goals in 13 appearances for the Blues while on loan earlier this season.

Defensive pairing Dan Burn and Kyle Bartley also impressed as Birmingham enjoyed a 10-match unbeaten run before Burn was recalled by Fulham and Bartley similarly returned to parent club Swansea.

Manager Lee Clark added: "Every loan player that's come here has the ability. That's not the point in what we're saying.

"All the first batch bought into Birmingham City. In the second batch we've had some who have done that as well but there have been others."
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Post by Trotters Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:38 pm

http://www.smallheathalliance.com/read.php?1,1539590

Amongst other comedy dribble was this:

Some bluenose arse-clown wrote:I've seen us relegated in 1979, 1984, 1986, 1989, 1994, 2006, 2008 and 2011 and I was utterly pissed off about it on every occasion. It just gives the vilers more opportunities to take the piss and feel all superior when they're a crock of shite themselves. This time will probably be the worst yet, coming just three years after that day at Wembley. What a rapid and unnecessary decline.

Mr.Six Fingers wrote:Relegation is the opposite of the gift that keeps on giving. It's the bison that keeps on kicking you in the balls. When you get relegated from the Premier League, you think it isn't too bad, then you remember you have to sit through Manish, and then you remember you have to enter into the poxy first round of the poxy League Cup.

This time it's going to be remembering you have to sit through even more of Manish, even fewer highlights, even worse refs, and the poxy LDV Vans trophy, and, even worse, entering the fecking FA Cup in November and having the ignominy of some joke club like Bishop's Stortford away on ITV at midday, and probably getting taken to a replay.

Their new Company Secretary is Wong Wai Kwok.

That's what I think at work whenever I look at the time.
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Post by Guest Thu Apr 24, 2014 7:49 pm

And his two colleagues - Wong Wai Up and Wong Wai Wound :)
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