Re: Takeover thread. What will happen now. ?

by Morpheus Tue Sep 02, 2014 9:22 pm

Eastie wrote:
Morpheus wrote:
De Kuip wrote:
Eastie wrote:Looking around a few threads although not huge in numbers this place has a very relaxed pub type atmosphere with some great banter around - a very pleasant place to be - well done all

Nice one! Reinforced by the fact that I've just poured through the front door from an early evening sesh at the local and promptly received a bollocking off Mrs DK for breathing Otter Ale fumes all over baby DK. I just figured it would help the little mite get off to sleep. Obviously - according to Mrs DK - I got that wrong. As the man in the orthopaedic shoe said " I stand corrected".
Think it might be a long night at DK Towers.....
Mate if all else fails i've just got a few of these into my clinic and i can deliver it to your home disguised in a pizza box. I have already delivered one to Harry and he hasn't been seen since.
http://metro.co.uk/2014/08/13/new-japanese-sex-doll-looks-just-like-a-real-woman-with-new-level-of-realistic-artificial-skin-4830675/

Do you have any keira knightley ones morph ?

Yes mate just arrived today.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3e/Madame_Tussauds_London_-_Keira_Knightley.jpg

by Guest Tue Sep 02, 2014 9:23 pm

Oh I say , I must have that morph - name the price Very Happy

by Morpheus Tue Sep 02, 2014 9:28 pm

Dr Morph only charges after the event so you can have a very special trial period but be gentle with her mate.

by GadgetMan Tue Sep 02, 2014 9:30 pm

kimbo wrote:Can I just say I am most disappointed* that I wrote a long heart-felt post about the takeover that instantly got out-shone by news about Cleverley and that isn't even in the right bloody thread, sort it out mods.

*I am actually joking, obviously.

I'm just catching up Kimbo after a day off the Internet. I thought your takeover post was bloody spot on. Well said sir!

by **De Kuip** Tue Sep 02, 2014 9:30 pm

Eastie wrote:Mr de ukip - your avatar is rather too large

If only..............................

by Guest Tue Sep 02, 2014 9:30 pm

Morpheus wrote:Dr Morph only charges after the event so you can have a very special trial period but be gentle with her mate.

Make it a year loan with the option of buying cheers

by Mazrim Tue Sep 02, 2014 9:30 pm

He only scored against us last season so there wasn't much to choose from.

Really though, who cares? I know we're run by oafish buffoons but this is a non story. As it's the Mirror, that's their MO. Bringing you all the scoops nobody gives a fuck about.

by Morpheus Tue Sep 02, 2014 9:33 pm

Steveallen79 wrote:Anyone seen this?? Unbelievable!!

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/aston-villa-use-picture-tom-4153038

Is this for real. I mean we've had to take enough stick off Man U fans without this. Sad

by Morpheus Tue Sep 02, 2014 9:35 pm

Eastie wrote:
Morpheus wrote:Dr Morph only charges after the event so you can have a very special trial period but be gentle with her mate.

Make it a year loan with the option of buying

We only do loans to January Eastie. 8)

by **De Kuip** Tue Sep 02, 2014 9:35 pm

Morpheus wrote:Dr Morph only charges after the event so you can have a very special trial period but be gentle with her mate.

Am I the only one who finds Morph calling himself "Dr Morph" extremely sinister?

I feel violated just thinking about it Takeover thread. What will happen now. ? - Page 30 1815562058

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by **De Kuip** Tue Sep 02, 2014 9:36 pm

You know at some stage we're going to have to get back on
Takeover thread. What will happen now. ? - Page 30 Topic_(chocolate_bar)

by Guest Tue Sep 02, 2014 9:38 pm

De Kuip wrote:
Morpheus wrote:Dr Morph only charges after the event so you can have a very special trial period but be gentle with her mate.

Am I the only one who finds Morph calling himself "Dr Morph" extremely sinister?

I feel violated just thinking about it

He has his own sex advice thread in off topic - highly recommended according to viva Wink

by Morpheus Tue Sep 02, 2014 9:39 pm

by Guest Tue Sep 02, 2014 9:39 pm

De Kuip wrote:You know at some stage we're going to have to get back on

Nuts oh hazelnuts ..........

by GadgetMan Tue Sep 02, 2014 9:41 pm

UnclePanda wrote:
viva_la_amo wrote:
Keyser Soze wrote:Just got back from taking the little ones to Drayton Manor and found not only have we signed Clevery but it's on loan so low risk and as KEA was let go maybe was needed. Right enough about that, what's this I'm hearing about Friday 12th September being the takeover day?

Fox starts on the 12th which is a Friday

Does anyone know for sure he starts on 12th? Hasnt been announced..

12th was mentioned by Howard Hodgson on twitter, said he had it straight from the acting CEO Robin Russell. I've heard and had heard previously he was due to start on 8th September, which would make more sense as it's a Monday, bit I guess the acting CEO knows more than me. Im still going with the 8th though Wink

by **De Kuip** Tue Sep 02, 2014 9:44 pm

Eastie wrote:
De Kuip wrote:
Morpheus wrote:Dr Morph only charges after the event so you can have a very special trial period but be gentle with her mate.

Am I the only one who finds Morph calling himself "Dr Morph" extremely sinister?

I feel violated just thinking about it

He has his own sex advice thread in off topic - highly recommended according to viva

Oh right, I'll wander over for a look.

Whilst I'm taking advantage of the laissez faire attitude to on-topicness tonight, can I just say I'm having a splendid tour of south-west breweries tonight. Several pints of Otter Ale from East Devon in the local, now followed by a few bottles of Sharp's Doom bar, fine Cornish ale. Turning out to be a rather splendid Tuesday. Just picked 10lb of blackberries as well tonight which is half way towards my total of 20lb needed for 25 litres of blackberry wine.
It's all good in the hood.............. Very Happy

by GadgetMan Tue Sep 02, 2014 9:45 pm

viva_la_amo wrote:
TheEgo wrote:
viva_la_amo wrote:
Eastie wrote:
viva_la_amo wrote:The club seems to have gone from one extreme to the other in terms of wages. Yes we had some good times in the first few years but when you take the whole Lerner era as a whole it really has been a shambles from start to ......when it finishes.

I knew one day I'd agree with you - this is it

Haha stop the press! Now I just gotta work on Ego and Trotters

Ha! Good look with that one

Guess I'm just too cool for some people 8)

Yeah that's what it is viva, you're just too cool.

by Guest Tue Sep 02, 2014 9:45 pm

De Kuip wrote:
Eastie wrote:
De Kuip wrote:
Morpheus wrote:Dr Morph only charges after the event so you can have a very special trial period but be gentle with her mate.

Am I the only one who finds Morph calling himself "Dr Morph" extremely sinister?

I feel violated just thinking about it

He has his own sex advice thread in off topic - highly recommended according to viva

Oh right, I'll wander over for a look.

Whilst I'm taking advantage of the laissez faire attitude to on-topicness tonight, can I just say I'm having a splendid tour of south-west breweries tonight. Several pints of Otter Ale from East Devon in the local, now followed by a few bottles of Sharp's Doom bar, fine Cornish ale. Turning out to be a rather splendid Tuesday. Just picked 10lb of blackberries as well tonight which is half way towards my total of 20lb needed for 25 litres of blackberry wine.
It's all good in the hood..............

Newton abbot here I come cheers

by **De Kuip** Tue Sep 02, 2014 9:48 pm

Morpheus wrote:

That that that should be your avatar.... not what you've got now which looks like the over-door decoration of a 1980s provincial nighclub, with a name like Enigma or Destiny Takeover thread. What will happen now. ? - Page 30 498107619

Takeover thread. What will happen now. ? - Page 30 498107619

by **De Kuip** Tue Sep 02, 2014 9:51 pm

Eastie wrote:
De Kuip wrote:
Eastie wrote:
De Kuip wrote:
Morpheus wrote:Dr Morph only charges after the event so you can have a very special trial period but be gentle with her mate.

Am I the only one who finds Morph calling himself "Dr Morph" extremely sinister?

I feel violated just thinking about it

He has his own sex advice thread in off topic - highly recommended according to viva

Oh right, I'll wander over for a look.

Whilst I'm taking advantage of the laissez faire attitude to on-topicness tonight, can I just say I'm having a splendid tour of south-west breweries tonight. Several pints of Otter Ale from East Devon in the local, now followed by a few bottles of Sharp's Doom bar, fine Cornish ale. Turning out to be a rather splendid Tuesday. Just picked 10lb of blackberries as well tonight which is half way towards my total of 20lb needed for 25 litres of blackberry wine.
It's all good in the hood..............

Newton abbot here I come

The UKIP cider bar is always open for friends of TBAR Laughing

by **De Kuip** Tue Sep 02, 2014 9:54 pm

Actually you know what isn't funny about the UKIP joke - that every fucker round here votes for them - here's me with my "Vote Ben Bradshaw Labour" poster in my front window, to no avail - it's like asking turkeys to vote for Christmas. I need to change my avatar. It's not funny.
Still OT - sorry Very Happy

by South London Villan Tue Sep 02, 2014 10:08 pm

The FA allows Man U special dispensation on completing 3 transfers after the 11pm deadline.
Fergie time all over again?

by **De Kuip** Tue Sep 02, 2014 10:15 pm

South London Villan wrote:The FA allows Man U special dispensation on completing 3 transfers after the 11pm deadline.
Fergie time all over again?

Is that what's really happened? Still, they can sign who they like, still won't be top 4 this season or next......

by kimbo Tue Sep 02, 2014 10:32 pm

De Kuip wrote:
South London Villan wrote:The FA allows Man U special dispensation on completing 3 transfers after the 11pm deadline.
Fergie time all over again?

Is that what's really happened? Still, they can sign who they like, still won't be top 4 this season or next......

I actually think they might, Arsenal could finally lose out.

Mind you I am talking like there are places up for grabs, after Chelsea, Man City and Villa there is only going to be one slot up for grabs

Dancing Banana

by kimbo Tue Sep 02, 2014 10:32 pm

TheEgo wrote:
kimbo wrote:Can I just say I am most disappointed* that I wrote a long heart-felt post about the takeover that instantly got out-shone by news about Cleverley and that isn't even in the right bloody thread, sort it out mods.

*I am actually joking, obviously.

I'm just catching up Kimbo after a day off the Internet. I thought your takeover post was bloody spot on. Well said sir!

FINALLY! haha... cheers dude Takeover thread. What will happen now. ? - Page 30 3769219917

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