Scum v Villa thread - A Tale of Two Cities (the shite down the road being the first one, and the second is the city that is ours)
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Re: Scum v Villa thread - A Tale of Two Cities (the shite down the road being the first one, and the second is the city that is ours)
We'll keep a clean sheet, 0-2. 2nd goal coming in the 88th minute.
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Re: Scum v Villa thread - A Tale of Two Cities (the shite down the road being the first one, and the second is the city that is ours)
0-7 smash that scum.
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Re: Scum v Villa thread - A Tale of Two Cities (the shite down the road being the first one, and the second is the city that is ours)
Many moons ago when we beat the scum 5-1 , my wife decided to book a weekend away in saint David's. To be fair to say when I said on the Saturday I was going back to watch the villa on the Sunday she was not best pleased.
I did give her the choice to stay in saint David's or we could go back together at 06.00 on the Sunday morning, or get a lift back with my brother in law, or she could drive back and I would get the train, bus ferry skate board or roller skates. Plenty of options I thought, so at 11.30 on the Sunday morning I went to my seat to watch the mighty villa beat the scum 5-1 totally worth the 2 month in the dog house.
I think the wife finally found out just how important the derby was between Villa and small heath utd that weekend. !!!!!!
I did give her the choice to stay in saint David's or we could go back together at 06.00 on the Sunday morning, or get a lift back with my brother in law, or she could drive back and I would get the train, bus ferry skate board or roller skates. Plenty of options I thought, so at 11.30 on the Sunday morning I went to my seat to watch the mighty villa beat the scum 5-1 totally worth the 2 month in the dog house.
I think the wife finally found out just how important the derby was between Villa and small heath utd that weekend. !!!!!!
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Re: Scum v Villa thread - A Tale of Two Cities (the shite down the road being the first one, and the second is the city that is ours)
the 5-1 demolition was a joy to watch, I just happen to be in the north stand right next to the great unwashed 12 toed inbred, sister fuckers, and the best memory is watching them disappear when the 4th went in, only for them to realise that they were locked in, so as they were making there way back, we just happen to score the 5th, the look on there faces was just magic.
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Re: Scum v Villa thread - A Tale of Two Cities (the shite down the road being the first one, and the second is the city that is ours)
I'm still not convinced my wife knows why our son's first birthday party is starting at 2pm on Sunday*, after I vetoed an earlier lunchtime kickoff. I'm sure she'll thank me for looking after the boy for a couple of hours while she gets on with spearing chunks of cheddar and pineapple and so on.
*She'll find out after about 30 seconds of me shouting at the shit Sky quality on my laptop**.
**I'm in Winchester, no one's going to show it on the telly in a pub I can take a baby in unless it's local teams like Southampton, Arsenal, Chelsea, Spurs, West Ham, Liverpool, ManU or ManC.
*She'll find out after about 30 seconds of me shouting at the shit Sky quality on my laptop**.
**I'm in Winchester, no one's going to show it on the telly in a pub I can take a baby in unless it's local teams like Southampton, Arsenal, Chelsea, Spurs, West Ham, Liverpool, ManU or ManC.
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Re: Scum v Villa thread - A Tale of Two Cities (the shite down the road being the first one, and the second is the city that is ours)
Either a gritty draw - or a convincing villa win. Fancy the odd red card or two as well..
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Re: Scum v Villa thread - A Tale of Two Cities (the shite down the road being the first one, and the second is the city that is ours)
I fully expect a full blood and thunder game this weekend. Its just a pity its in the dustbin of a ground.
If it was at Villa Park I would expect nothing less than a continuous endless loop of Dublin nutting savage on the big screen.
If it was at Villa Park I would expect nothing less than a continuous endless loop of Dublin nutting savage on the big screen.
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Re: Scum v Villa thread - A Tale of Two Cities (the shite down the road being the first one, and the second is the city that is ours)
Good grief the tackle was bad enough, let alone the head butt right in front of the referee!
Reminded me of the time when football was played by men rather than pansies!
Reminded me of the time when football was played by men rather than pansies!
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Re: Scum v Villa thread - A Tale of Two Cities (the shite down the road being the first one, and the second is the city that is ours)
CoE82 wrote:the 5-1 demolition was a joy to watch, I just happen to be in the north stand right next to the great unwashed 12 toed inbred, sister fuckers, and the best memory is watching them disappear when the 4th went in, only for them to realise that they were locked in, so as they were making there way back, we just happen to score the 5th, the look on there faces was just magic.
this has made my day
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Re: Scum v Villa thread - A Tale of Two Cities (the shite down the road being the first one, and the second is the city that is ours)
Just cleared it with the good lady wifey and i have Sunday off work. This could be a good thing or a bad thing. Shall i have a drink during the game or wait until after the game?
12 midday is a bit early really, not wanting to have a serious hangover all day Monday.
Poll
1- Go for it early on and make a complete twat of yourself
2- Wait until half time then whack it down your throat like a maniac and just slightly delay making a complete twat of yourself
3-Wait until full time and celebrate with a few well earned victory sherberts.
4-Abstain until safely at home and celebrate with a cracking bottle, or two, of very fine vino tinto
5-Abstain altogether, pretending to be the total proffesional and make sure i am 100% fit for work on Monday morning.
You see the bloody quandry i am in?
12 midday is a bit early really, not wanting to have a serious hangover all day Monday.
Poll
1- Go for it early on and make a complete twat of yourself
2- Wait until half time then whack it down your throat like a maniac and just slightly delay making a complete twat of yourself
3-Wait until full time and celebrate with a few well earned victory sherberts.
4-Abstain until safely at home and celebrate with a cracking bottle, or two, of very fine vino tinto
5-Abstain altogether, pretending to be the total proffesional and make sure i am 100% fit for work on Monday morning.
You see the bloody quandry i am in?
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Re: Scum v Villa thread - A Tale of Two Cities (the shite down the road being the first one, and the second is the city that is ours)
There is no quandry. We will win and win big. The noses will, once again, destroy their own shitty excuse for a ground and fall silent on social media for a few months.
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Re: Scum v Villa thread - A Tale of Two Cities (the shite down the road being the first one, and the second is the city that is ours)
But what about the booze side of things young Trotters old pal?Trotters wrote:There is no quandry. We will win and win big. The noses will, once again, destroy their own shitty excuse for a ground and fall silent on social media for a few months.
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Re: Scum v Villa thread - A Tale of Two Cities (the shite down the road being the first one, and the second is the city that is ours)
I'd go for 1,2 and 3 mr narla. This will be well worth destroying your liver....... Mmmmmmmmm liver................and onions and gravy.......and mash.
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Re: Scum v Villa thread - A Tale of Two Cities (the shite down the road being the first one, and the second is the city that is ours)
NARLA24 wrote:Just cleared it with the good lady wifey and i have Sunday off work. This could be a good thing or a bad thing. Shall i have a drink during the game or wait until after the game?
12 midday is a bit early really, not wanting to have a serious hangover all day Monday.
Poll
1- Go for it early on and make a complete twat of yourself
2- Wait until half time then whack it down your throat like a maniac and just slightly delay making a complete twat of yourself
3-Wait until full time and celebrate with a few well earned victory sherberts.
4-Abstain until safely at home and celebrate with a cracking bottle, or two, of very fine vino tinto
5-Abstain altogether, pretending to be the total proffesional and make sure i am 100% fit for work on Monday morning.
You see the bloody quandry i am in?
go for it early on
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Re: Scum v Villa thread - A Tale of Two Cities (the shite down the road being the first one, and the second is the city that is ours)
Get wankered you soft twat!
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Re: Scum v Villa thread - A Tale of Two Cities (the shite down the road being the first one, and the second is the city that is ours)
After looking at the above advice my mind is made up......Wankered it is then
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Re: Scum v Villa thread - A Tale of Two Cities (the shite down the road being the first one, and the second is the city that is ours)
NARLA24 wrote:Just cleared it with the good lady wifey and i have Sunday off work. This could be a good thing or a bad thing. Shall i have a drink during the game or wait until after the game?
12 midday is a bit early really, not wanting to have a serious hangover all day Monday.
Poll
1- Go for it early on and make a complete twat of yourself
2- Wait until half time then whack it down your throat like a maniac and just slightly delay making a complete twat of yourself
3-Wait until full time and celebrate with a few well earned victory sherberts.
4-Abstain until safely at home and celebrate with a cracking bottle, or two, of very fine vino tinto
5-Abstain altogether, pretending to be the total proffesional and make sure i am 100% fit for work on Monday morning.
You see the bloody quandry i am in?
No problem as far as I can see.
Get plastered when we win be very very merry.
If by some lucky fluke or bias refs decisions they win no problem you will be dunk enough for it not to matter.
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Re: Scum v Villa thread - A Tale of Two Cities (the shite down the road being the first one, and the second is the city that is ours)
jeffvilla wrote:NARLA24 wrote:Just cleared it with the good lady wifey and i have Sunday off work. This could be a good thing or a bad thing. Shall i have a drink during the game or wait until after the game?
12 midday is a bit early really, not wanting to have a serious hangover all day Monday.
Poll
1- Go for it early on and make a complete twat of yourself
2- Wait until half time then whack it down your throat like a maniac and just slightly delay making a complete twat of yourself
3-Wait until full time and celebrate with a few well earned victory sherberts.
4-Abstain until safely at home and celebrate with a cracking bottle, or two, of very fine vino tinto
5-Abstain altogether, pretending to be the total proffesional and make sure i am 100% fit for work on Monday morning.
You see the bloody quandry i am in?
No problem as far as I can see.
Get plastered when we win be very very merry.
If by some lucky fluke or bias refs decisions they win no problem you will be dunk enough for it not to matter.
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Re: Scum v Villa thread - A Tale of Two Cities (the shite down the road being the first one, and the second is the city that is ours)
It's on television, so we're gonna lose.
Gary Gardner will once again prove that he is pure shite. Bruce will get questioned for being outsmarted by Gary Rowett. Grealish will come on and get praise for doing absolutely dick.
Normal service resumed.
Gary Gardner will once again prove that he is pure shite. Bruce will get questioned for being outsmarted by Gary Rowett. Grealish will come on and get praise for doing absolutely dick.
Normal service resumed.
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Joppe84 wrote:It's on television, so we're gonna lose.
Gary Gardner will once again prove that he is pure shite. Bruce will get questioned for being outsmarted by Gary Rowett. Grealish will come on and get praise for doing absolutely dick.
Normal service resumed.
Errr Grealish is susended
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Joppe84 wrote:It's on television, so we're gonna lose.
Gary Gardner will once again prove that he is pure shite. Bruce will get questioned for being outsmarted by Gary Rowett. Grealish will come on and get praise for doing absolutely dick.
Normal service resumed.
Are you a motivational speaker in real life?
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Re: Scum v Villa thread - A Tale of Two Cities (the shite down the road being the first one, and the second is the city that is ours)
NARLA24 wrote:Just cleared it with the good lady wifey and i have Sunday off work. This could be a good thing or a bad thing. Shall i have a drink during the game or wait until after the game?
12 midday is a bit early really, not wanting to have a serious hangover all day Monday.
Poll
1- Go for it early on and make a complete twat of yourself
2- Wait until half time then whack it down your throat like a maniac and just slightly delay making a complete twat of yourself
3-Wait until full time and celebrate with a few well earned victory sherberts.
4-Abstain until safely at home and celebrate with a cracking bottle, or two, of very fine vino tinto
5-Abstain altogether, pretending to be the total proffesional and make sure i am 100% fit for work on Monday morning.
You see the bloody quandry i am in?
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Re: Scum v Villa thread - A Tale of Two Cities (the shite down the road being the first one, and the second is the city that is ours)
Joppe84 wrote:It's on television, so we're gonna lose.
Gary Gardner will once again prove that he is pure shite. Bruce will get questioned for being outsmarted by Gary Rowett. Grealish will come on and get praise for doing absolutely dick.
Normal service resumed.
Grealish will come on, pick up the ball on the right wing from De Laet, cut inside and play a quick 1-2 with Heskey before clipping the ball to the back post for a towering Benteke to power home the winner in the 90th minute. I can't wait.
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