Match Thread Aston Villa v Norwich City 6th February 15:00

[ember]

We might already have had our final drink in Last Chance Saloon but if we don't win this one we surely have. 

Unfortunately, we have no strikers, either in fact or by way of allegation. So we probably won't score unless it is by a defender from a set piece. But that would take a delivery that beat their first defender, which unless it is taken by Veretout, it won't.

So, it all sounds bleak. Yet I'm going for a win. I don't know how we are going to get it but my hate engine is driving irrational around my mind, making me refuse to countenance the possibility of defeat. You see, I hate Ed Balls with such a passion it's almost a source of concern. An utter, utter cnut of a thing, a blubbery boorish baboon. And that horrible old hag Delia Smith runs him close in my book. National treasure be fucked, a recipe-stealing, food-stylist-employing old bitch is all she is.

Someone in C&B is to do this tomorrow, in fact more than once.

 

Villa win. 2-1. You can take that to the bank, Mervyn.  

Usual multiple selections available to insult the arsebiscuits as well as make a match prediction. Pick as many as you want.

[4BetLite]

1-0 to the Villa and Lord King of Lothbury runs on the pitch and moons Delia, grabs the ball and volleys into the net and runs round shouting 2-0 2-0, 2-0 2-0

[NARLA24]

2-1 Villa and Delia drowns in her fucking soup after being butt fucked by the entire Villa board, spit roasted and served up on a silver platter with Mervs balls stuffed in her mouth.

[NARLA24]

2-1 Villa and Delia drowns in her fucking soup after being butt fucked by the entire Villa board, spit roasted and served up on a silver platter with Mervs balls stuffed in her mouth.

Anyone got a picture in their head that they don't really want at this time on a Saturday morning ?

[DaveAV1]

A number of images all of a nature too disgusting to even try to describe here. I need a drink!

[4BetLite]

2-1 Villa and Delia drowns in her fucking soup after being butt fucked by the entire Villa board, spit roasted and served up on a silver platter with Mervs balls stuffed in her mouth.

Anyone got a picture in their head that they don't really want at this time on a Saturday morning ?

I was one of the unfortunate ones that read the whole thing

[Trotters]

Best poll ever!

A 2-1 loss I'm afraid. First Norwich goal from a defensive fuck up within 5 minutes. 2nd goal on 15. Ground starts to empty out on 16.

[NARLA24]

Best poll ever!

A 2-1 loss I'm afraid. First Norwich goal from a defensive fuck up within 5 minutes. 2nd goal on 15. Ground starts to empty out on 16.

People will stay in their seats just to see the Delia butt fuck special, surely ?

[Trotters]

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[NARLA24]

Other football i know but bugger me with one of Delia's wooden spoons 2 nil Leicester!!!!

[Dazzle]

Sorry, head says a Norwich win due to the fact we don't/can't score. We'll make a mistake or two and be punished, probably have another stone wall penalty waved away, lose 2-0 with the 2nd goal coming in the final minutes.
Lets hope Garde selects one or two young front men from the reserves and one of them puts his name in lights for a few hours. We may as well, if we're relying on Gabby to shoot us towards safety we truly are grasping at straws!

[Dazzle]

Well, we will be relying on Agbonlahor...........over to you Gabby!

[mefromhere]

In Gabby we trust...

[Jae1411]

Anyone know who this davis is on the bench. I thought I was clued up on our reserves and academy but not got a clue with this one

[UnclePanda]

Ive gone for a Villa win on my accy today. So Ill say the same here.. 1-0 or 2-1 win

[KMitch]

Anyone know who this davis is on the bench. I thought I was clued up on our reserves and academy but not got a clue with this one

He's a non-League forward who was on trial with us recently and we gave him a contract. I've heard he has been scoring for the Reserves, so he could be our Vardy. lol

[KMitch]

Richards epitomizes the lack of effort in our team.  He was an absolute beast for Man City, with a never ending workrate, but he is the laziest player on the pitch for us, since he got moved over to right back.  The media slags off all our French league signings this summer, but Richards has been by far the biggest disappointment for me.  Get rid of him this summer, please.

[avfc85]

I just hope this entire team gets ripped apart the end of the season, I have no affiliation with anyone of them.

[KMitch]

GET IN THERE!!!!

[Trotters]

I just hope this entire team gets ripped apart the end of the season, I have no affiliation with anyone of them.

It felt odd watching Villa at the start of the season with (just about) a whole new team made up of players none of us had heard much about. It was like watching eleven blokes picked at random out of the stands. There was no connection, no familiarity, no real expectation. But with any unknown, there's a bit of excitement.

Watching them come out of the tunnel has the same effect on me as accidentally turning on to ESPN and seeing some baseball team running out; I've no idea who they are and I've no clue what fucking game they're playing.

Well, the excitement is gone but the rest of it remains.

This team, like the board, just lack whatever it is that makes Villa Villa.

[4BetLite]

Holteenders in the sky. Yippeeh aye aaaayyyy yippeeh aye ooohhhh Holteenders in the sky. Yippeeh aye aaaaahhhh yippee aye oooohhhhh Holteenders in the sky

[KMitch]

GABBY SCORES?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[NARLA24]

2 nil !!!!!!!!Bongy

[NARLA24]

Lets hope Gabby's goal gives him the confidence to score a lot more in the remaining games. Wouldn't that be ironic

[NARLA24]

3 points thank fuck. Albion did us no favours and Liverplop fucked up. Oh well a win is a win. Fingers crossed for about 8-9 more. UTV.
Anybody seen Delia ? Where are ya ? Lets be havin ya!!!

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