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South London Villan wrote:

Trotters wrote:So does his plan involve stories of aliens, kidnapping/Liam Neeson, time travel or extremely early-onset alzheimers and he simply thought he lived in Aston and caught the bus there?

It is all in the timing, I have to go to school at lunchtime and tell his teachers that we have a late cancellation orthodontic appointment, apparently this is tried and tested and will work, and we have to leave immediately.
We then drive up to his Grandma's in Solihull for some tea, he will do his homework  in the car.
We then ring mummy at about 6ish, but we have to do that away from the pub as she might get offended if she hears everyone singing SOTC, tell her that I got last minute tickets from work,that we couldn't refuse or we won't get any more from that source and I would lose my job and he will sleep on the way home. He also told me that whilst he appreciates I won't be able to drink he will happily drink any pints brought for me in order, again, to not offend anyones generosity.

Flawless!

South London Villan wrote:

Trotters wrote:So does his plan involve stories of aliens, kidnapping/Liam Neeson, time travel or extremely early-onset alzheimers and he simply thought he lived in Aston and caught the bus there?

It is all in the timing, I have to go to school at lunchtime and tell his teachers that we have a late cancellation orthodontic appointment, apparently this is tried and tested and will work, and we have to leave immediately.
We then drive up to his Grandma's in Solihull for some tea, he will do his homework  in the car.
We then ring mummy at about 6ish, but we have to do that away from the pub as she might get offended if she hears everyone singing SOTC, tell her that I got last minute tickets from work,that we couldn't refuse or we won't get any more from that source and I would lose my job and he will sleep on the way home. He also told me that whilst he appreciates I won't be able to drink he will happily drink any pints brought for me in order, again, to not offend anyones generosity.

Flawless!

South London Villan wrote:

Trotters wrote:So does his plan involve stories of aliens, kidnapping/Liam Neeson, time travel or extremely early-onset alzheimers and he simply thought he lived in Aston and caught the bus there?

It is all in the timing, I have to go to school at lunchtime and tell his teachers that we have a late cancellation orthodontic appointment, apparently this is tried and tested and will work, and we have to leave immediately.
We then drive up to his Grandma's in Solihull for some tea, he will do his homework  in the car.
We then ring mummy at about 6ish, but we have to do that away from the pub as she might get offended if she hears everyone singing SOTC, tell her that I got last minute tickets from work,that we couldn't refuse or we won't get any more from that source and I would lose my job and he will sleep on the way home. He also told me that whilst he appreciates I won't be able to drink he will happily drink any pints brought for me in order, again, to not offend anyones generosity.

Flawless!

South London Villan wrote:

Trotters wrote:So does his plan involve stories of aliens, kidnapping/Liam Neeson, time travel or extremely early-onset alzheimers and he simply thought he lived in Aston and caught the bus there?

It is all in the timing, I have to go to school at lunchtime and tell his teachers that we have a late cancellation orthodontic appointment, apparently this is tried and tested and will work, and we have to leave immediately.
We then drive up to his Grandma's in Solihull for some tea, he will do his homework  in the car.
We then ring mummy at about 6ish, but we have to do that away from the pub as she might get offended if she hears everyone singing SOTC, tell her that I got last minute tickets from work,that we couldn't refuse or we won't get any more from that source and I would lose my job and he will sleep on the way home. He also told me that whilst he appreciates I won't be able to drink he will happily drink any pints brought for me in order, again, to not offend anyones generosity.

Flawless!

De Kuip wrote:
Mystic Walnut

The Great white walnut wrote:

De Kuip wrote:
Mystic Walnut

I already knew you were going to say that