Re: Match thread v Watford

by UnclePanda Sat Apr 30, 2016 4:52 pm

Joppe84 wrote:Think I'm gonna put a few quid on us losing this 3-2

did you?
can i have tonights lottery numbers please?

by smetro Sat Apr 30, 2016 4:52 pm

3-3 watford FFS...

Say what u like - we didn't deserve that - watford should be down to 10 men

by Leafs1201 Sat Apr 30, 2016 4:52 pm

3-2 down, fuck this absolute shit of a team.

by **De Kuip** Sat Apr 30, 2016 4:52 pm

Bluenose sugarbag - at least Sunderland have equalised - lets do the bar codes next week

by ember Sat Apr 30, 2016 4:53 pm

Joppe84 wrote:Think I'm gonna put a few quid on us losing this 3-2

You probably bagged a few quid. Laughing

by Guest Sat Apr 30, 2016 4:53 pm

Haha Ace

by Sky Sat Apr 30, 2016 4:53 pm

Bollocks! Ffs

by smetro Sat Apr 30, 2016 4:57 pm

4 goals in two games though !!!

by **De Kuip** Sat Apr 30, 2016 4:58 pm

In a season where I genuinely can't believe - each week - that we can be so abjectly shit, we never, ever fail to confound my opinion. I expect us to be crap, I expect us to lose, but the way we constantly snatch defeat from the jaws of victory is quite simply beyond my comprehension.

If Carlsberg did losers.........

by bruka Sat Apr 30, 2016 5:00 pm

Lol snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Joppe hope you put that bet on pal. Anyone notice how the bbc text updates kept going on about Chinese takeaway, hmmm.....

by Wookster Sat Apr 30, 2016 5:02 pm

Look on the brightside, theres a whole new book of records for this pile of shit to destroy.
My one hope is that we can take the Geordies down next week

by smetro Sat Apr 30, 2016 5:03 pm

ah well back to the takover thread !

by **De Kuip** Sat Apr 30, 2016 5:03 pm

If anyone's interested, I've just written to Glock to see if they would be interested in producing a gun with a right angled barrel so we can spend next season shooting ourselves in the fucking foot as well.

I can't believe how much I hate the club I've loved so much all my life, right now. That's some accomplishment you fucking useless, utter, utter weapons-grade bunch of fucking parasites and clueless cunttwats, well fucking done.

by **De Kuip** Sat Apr 30, 2016 5:06 pm

Only bright spot today is that it's little DK's 2nd birthday, so we're off over the park now to play football. I'm gonna be Villa and he can be Watford and I'm going to kick fuck out of him so I feel I've got some good out of the day........

by ember Sat Apr 30, 2016 5:08 pm

Wookster wrote:My one hope is that we can take the Geordies down next week

Really? You think we have any hope of doing that? That would involve us denying them points. Y'know, like us drawing or Laughing

I can barely type this word through shaking with laughter, "winning".

by Thinman Sat Apr 30, 2016 5:13 pm

I honestly didn't think I could think any worse about our club and this squad of players. They've proved me wrong.

Given that I don't believe the nonsense about an imminent takeover nor do I believe that Hollis will appoint the right manager - I think we are in an unstoppable tailspin that won't stop until we reach League1/2.

by Villa_Dan Sat Apr 30, 2016 5:24 pm

Once again we snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Just wish someone would decapitate Deeney. Fat sugarbag should take a trip back to the Wood and have the shit kicked out of him.

OH well off on the piss.

And on the brightside my run of betting on whoever plays against the Villa is still paying off!

by **Trotters** Sat Apr 30, 2016 5:28 pm

I bet Randy made a conference call to the USA and China on 89 minutes to tell them that they could get themselves a bargain, little to spend, this team will do just fine in the Championship and they should sign the papers right now.

New conference call established 3 minutes later to say the price has just dropped another £5m.....

by Villa_Dan Sat Apr 30, 2016 5:37 pm

Why didn't Black chuck Richards on when the "red card" happened?

I'm not Richards biggest fan but him and Lescott, Clarke at LB, congest the midfield, and we might've ground out the win. At least a draw.

Black is a moron. He's worse than a moron, he's inbred. I hope he walks into traffic and has to retire on medical grounds.

by **Trotters** Sat Apr 30, 2016 5:38 pm

We absolutely must lose next week. This squad need to be etched into history so that even their grandchildren get teased about it.

by 4BetLite Sat Apr 30, 2016 5:49 pm

Trotters wrote:We absolutely must lose next week. This squad need to be etched into history so that even their grandchildren get teased about it.

Absolute shite, 11 loses in a row ties our worst record from the sixties, hope we lose the last 2, they deserve to be known as the worst ever.

by AstonThriller Sat Apr 30, 2016 6:21 pm

It's just a matter of these last two games going by as quickly as possible now as this nightmare just doesn't seem to have an end. Black's lack of man management skills where Okore is concerned has killed us over these last few games. Playing left-footers at centre defence, of which he played THREE today is absolutely shocking. And we wonder why we're letting in goals for fun?

Any defence with Clark in it is simply not gonna keep clean sheets. He's beyond mediocre and pairing him with the likes of Lescott or Richards is a recipe for disaster. Even in the championship I don't think he can be trusted at all.

Just can't wait to see the back of this team, coaches and board.

by achilles Sat Apr 30, 2016 6:37 pm

De Kuip wrote:Bluenose sugarbag - at least Sunderland have equalised - lets do the bar codes next week

That actually means winning a game!

lol!

by **De Kuip** Sat Apr 30, 2016 6:50 pm

achilles wrote:
De Kuip wrote:Bluenose sugarbag - at least Sunderland have equalised - lets do the bar codes next week

That actually means winning a game!

Sorry Achilles I wasn't referring to on the pitch.......

Just back from the park with little DK, he's limping badly from a couple of tackles i left on him and he hated wearing the Watford shirt, but at least I've got rid of some of my pent up aggression. Bonus.

by DaveAV1 Sun May 01, 2016 7:19 am

DK you're posting in the wrong thread, "Parenting The Villa Way" is integrated into the takeover thread. Good parenting though mate, I've no time for wispy washy modern dad bollocks Bash

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