Attendance V Newcastle

My dad took me to my first ever villa match in around 1970 - it was a div 3 game v Walsall.

I thought I would treat my dad to our last premier league game for maybe some time - went onto the website thinking loads would be available - loads of areas are limited availability....so maybe a lot of people have had the same idea - Hurry up if you want to be part of history !!!!

Bring a bunch of inflatables and let's have a party!

Yeah a trip back to the 70s and balloons. We should do it all next season too Dan. Would be amazing

Hopefully we will be dragging Newcastle down with us too, i'm just looking forward to the players "lap of honour"

I can see some players walking around as quick as they can - players like Hutton, Ayew, Gueye - and then getting out.

I can see others flicking the V's at the crowd and running off to their new Mercedes without even bothering about a shower.

I imagine Gabby would walk around wondering why everyone is pissed off and chucking their paper airplanes at him. He'll conclude the planes represent his flight to his new Middle East club and that our anger is the first stage of grief at losing him.

Grealish will fall down drunk halfway around.

The lap of dishonour will be done in a Popemobile type vehicle no doubt, with bullet proof glass with all the players pissing themselves after consuming Champagne and laughing gas. Gabby will be sulking because he has just found out he is going to be a father again with the two slappers who were in his hotel room last weekend. Paul Mc Grath will fire a self proppeled grenade at the lot of the tossers whilst punching the air infront of the Holte.
Lescott will be beamed up to his Klingon ship from the safety of the centre circle, whilst Bacuna will be getting another tattoo.
Hutton will be genuinley upset because Grealish will have stolen his Tennants Super from his locker.
Richards will just not give a shit, because he used to play for Man City.
Guzan will fumble his own water bottle into the back of the net.
Westwood will be checking out the bus times from Birmingham to Burnley
Idrise Guye will be holding up a stat sheet.
And as for the rest of them, well, i just do not give a shit. Neither do they.

In all honesty folks, I wouldn't take your kids to this one.

4BetLite wrote:In all honesty folks, I wouldn't take your kids to this one.

Definatley not

as a final gesture to the fans, do you think we could persuade lerner to insist that gabby plays in the Newcastle game and gets substituted after 5 minutes as a big up yours fatty and get the abuse he deserves, then made to sit on the bench for the whole game and made to do a lap of dishonour at the end.

I don't know take your kids, they all play call of duty etc so are used to a bit of blood and guts?? When I was a lad my Dad took me to an abattoirs and seeing all those pigs hanging upside down with their bellys cut open bleeding to death never harmed me? (great idea for lap of dihonour though) The noise of the squealing still haunts me but didn't put me off bacon sarnies?