Match Thread Manchester City v Aston Villa 5th March 15:00

[ember]

So here it is. I'm a long way from being tempted to actually watch it myself because it's going to get fucking ugly from early on, I think. The provisional squad is the same uninspiring bunch from last week, so expect more of the same only worse.

4-0

Multiple voting enabled, as usual, so you can display appropriate affection to our overlords.

[Leafs1201]

I've put 5-0 City on my super 6 but honestly think if City click early on and we defend as normal that we could see the first double figures Premier League match.

[Guest]

39-1

[Dazzle]

We're going to get smashed, totally wiped out. I can't rule out a 5-6 goal winning margin for Citeh. Can't we just resign from the remainder of the season?

[achilles]

City aren't playing particularly well so who rolls into town but the worse team in the PL by miles to help City get over their woes... 6 - 1, with City strolling around in the second half and Villa having a tea break!

[avfc85]

I know I really shouldn't say this but I hope we get stuffed 6-0 and Garde walks or is sacked because I'm sorry over the term since he has been here, irrelevant of no transfers he hasnt shown me anything to suggest he will know what he is doing next season and i will tell you now Garde will not last 5 minutes in the Championship totally different world.

[VillaBill]

3-0 City at best

[UnclePanda]

39-1

is that the odds for double figures? or your prediction??

because i think your being very generous..we wont score 1!

[Guest]

I actually thought about them scoring an own goal, but I see your point

[ember]

15 minutes gone and we should be 3 down already. Only a matter of time.

[Guest]

It's remarkable how we still aren't bleeding in our academy players. Sometimes I just don't understand this club

[ember]

Gabby. What a wanker, makes a shite layoff then holds his arms out like "How did you not collect and develop that?" What a cnut.

[ember]

Seriously, Remi, if you don't hook Hismothersawhore at HT I'll seriously consider your mental faculties. The cocksucker is playing like it's an exhibition game in Thailand. Take. Him. Off. The. Shitcunt.

[ember]

Yes! Yes! Yes! We've drawn a half of soccerball.

[ember]

Garde, you spanner, why did you leave the asswipe on?

[ember]

About as long as I expected them to take to score in the first half, to be fair. Cue the floodgates opening, it's University Challenge time, that's their starter for ten.

[ember]

LOL. Normal Keystone Cops Defence Force service resumes.

[ember]

Fucking hell. I can hardly get a word in edgeways with you lot. 3-0

[Wookster]

Richards is playing a blinder for them

[ember]

LOL again. Just after me thinking how Hismomsahor had done us another disservice by losing the ball and not breaking his leg trying to get it back.

[FoxyAV]

69 is the worst ever goal difference in a season (Derby 07/08), we're only 36 off that, or 34 by the time I've finished typing this. Doable?

[ember]

And now he brings Gestede on, the fucking dozy twat. Sorry, Remi, you lost me this game. I was behind you but you started Cuntthewhore which is bad enough and then you actually didn't hook him at HT when it was obvious he was doing NOTHING.

Hooking him at 39 minutes would have been the thing to do. Humiliate the cocksucker for being the disgrace he is.

[ember]

Yes! Guzan goes the right way! Doesn't get a fingertip on it and wouldn't have if it had been inside the post but it's a moral victory.

Ah, Leandro The Leonine Legend. Our saviour.

[ember]

69 is the worst ever goal difference in a season (Derby 07/08), we're only 36 off that, or 34 by the time I've finished typing this. Doable?

What is doable is we can emulate the class of the fans that relegation year. I was roaring at them doing the conga and braying like donkeys when their players touched the ball.

[Nix999]

I actually want the teams around us to pick up points so we're mathematically down as soon as possible. It's just torture. We can they concentrate on giving the board and players what for

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