Re: Newcastle v Villa pre/post match thread

by Villa_Dan Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:12 am

A more pressing question is whether to watch this shower of shite or the walking dead?

by **Trotters** Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:32 am

If DK's comment is anything to go by, every other Villa will be like...

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Newcastle v Villa pre/post match thread - Page 2 Http%3A%2F%2Fmashable.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F06%2FJack-Nicholson

And TBAR members will be like...

Me as a parent pic.twitter.com/6qC8GUmGPM
— Mr. Roundtable (@dj_rocklee) February 16, 2017

by Boldfinger Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:11 am

Villa_Dan wrote:A more pressing question is whether to watch this shower of shite or the walking dead?

the walking dead and Aston villa - are they not both the same?

by achilles Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:39 am

@Trotters love the video, need more chilled people!
@Boldfinger Yes, to that question! lol!

Good thread, keep it up lads! Dancing Banana

by **De Kuip** Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:55 pm

I literally have no idea how Monday will turn out. I've given it some consideration and really tried to come up with a prediction, but instead all I can think about is a rabbit with a pancake on it's head.
Newcastle v Villa pre/post match thread - Page 2 Pancake_bunny

Newcastle v Villa pre/post match thread - Page 2 Pancake_bunny

If Stevie B comes up with another line about working hard to get out of this mess, I'll have to say.....
Newcastle v Villa pre/post match thread - Page 2 Big-Cup-of-Shut-The-Fuck-Up_o_94445

Newcastle v Villa pre/post match thread - Page 2 Big-Cup-of-Shut-The-Fuck-Up_o_94445

by **Trotters** Fri Feb 17, 2017 7:04 pm

Joppe84 wrote:
Trotters wrote:
Joppe84 wrote:Please stop having polls in match threads

You think this is the reason we're getting smashed off the park each week?

Well that, and the fact that it takes eons to scroll through the thread on match days.

I'm not following. You can go straight to the last read page on the mobile version of the site.

by VTID85 Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:28 pm

De Kuip wrote:I literally have no idea how Monday will turn out. I've given it some consideration and really tried to come up with a prediction, but instead all I can think about is a rabbit with a pancake on it's head.

If Stevie B comes up with another line about working hard to get out of this mess, I'll have to say.....

I see your pancake rabbit and raise you....:

Newcastle v Villa pre/post match thread - Page 2 Sub-buzz-24137-1487109467-1

Maybe Brucey Baby needs to give this a go with the team.

by deadbuzzardalive Sun Feb 19, 2017 6:49 pm

I think Newcastle will get a big victory. Wouldn't be surprised if it's something stupid like 5-0. The only positive will be that they'll be a step closer to promotion and therefore we won't have them as promotion rivals next season. That's if we're not a league one club by then, and if we're even in the hunt for promotion next season.

by **NARLA24** Mon Feb 20, 2017 11:32 am

We need to be 3 nil up with ten minutes to go or else we will lose in my view. Kodjia hatrick in the first half and i will be quite relaxed. Anything else and i will be physically shitting my pants.
Pictures will be available on the match thread after the game Newcastle v Villa pre/post match thread - Page 2 1306727784

Newcastle v Villa pre/post match thread - Page 2 1306727784

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by The Utterer Mon Feb 20, 2017 12:07 pm

Just read The Barcodes are angry with Lansbury for apparently getting two of their players sent off in Forests win against them at the city ground.

So i'm calling it... Lansbury to get sent off tonight Newcastle v Villa pre/post match thread - Page 2 1306727784

by **De Kuip** Mon Feb 20, 2017 12:30 pm

The Utterer wrote:Just read The Barcodes are angry with Lansbury for apparently getting two of their players sent off in Forests win against them at the city ground.

So i'm calling it... Lansbury to get sent off tonight

Breaking news: Geordies in bitterness shocker!!!

Hardly surprising.

I've been there in February.

It's bitter.

They're bitter.

Brum's better.

by 4BetLite Mon Feb 20, 2017 5:45 pm

We will win, I've just had 30£ on Villa to win and 20 on the draw, that should do it.

by Wookster Mon Feb 20, 2017 6:21 pm

According to Talkshite Newcastle have failed to win their last 11 Monday night fixtures Scarf Waving

by deadbuzzardalive Mon Feb 20, 2017 6:22 pm

Please let this be the start of a fifteen game unbeaten run where we don't drop any points. Surely things have to change for the better at some point.

by 4BetLite Mon Feb 20, 2017 6:26 pm

deadbuzzardalive wrote:Please let this be the start of a fifteen game unbeaten run where we don't drop any points. Surely things have to change for the better at some point.

Screw that , I would hate to go up this year!

I'm tempted to watch the Sutton game, is that bad?

by Villa_Dan Mon Feb 20, 2017 6:27 pm

Wookster wrote:According to Talkshite Newcastle have failed to win their last 11 Monday night fixtures

And we can't buy a win when on TV

Draw it is

by Fpuppys Mon Feb 20, 2017 6:38 pm

The Utterer wrote:Just read The Barcodes are angry with Lansbury for apparently getting two of their players sent off in Forests win against them at the city ground.

So i'm calling it... Lansbury to get sent off tonight

Well worth a bet on that, Peter Bankes (Card happy ref, 10 reds this season) will be the ref and Lansbury is already on nine yellows, he's bound to either get a straight red or a tenth yellow ruling him out for our next two games, Hourihane also needs to be careful with 8 yellows to his name.

by **De Kuip** Mon Feb 20, 2017 6:56 pm

VTID I simply cannot compete with the seismic differences in those before and after pictures of yours. Simply outstanding.
At least the teams are out for tonight.
Villa line up:
Gandhi
The Second Lord Lieutenant Bartholemew Crimp
Zorro
That blond bird off the Philadelphia cheese adverts
Jeffrey Archer
Steven Hawkins
Sancho Panza
William of Orange
Arne Sankmussen (from Journey to the centre of the earth)
Schroedinger''s cat
Bilbo Baggins

Looks a strong line up and indicates a 4231 formation if I'm not mistaken.

by deadbuzzardalive Mon Feb 20, 2017 7:00 pm

Jedinak and Taylor back in the starting line-up.

by deadbuzzardalive Mon Feb 20, 2017 7:01 pm

by Fpuppys Mon Feb 20, 2017 7:06 pm

Just the first three names in that team sheet spell suicide. 4-0 Barcodes.

by **De Kuip** Mon Feb 20, 2017 7:07 pm

Balls DBA you and your false news.
I know for a fact the line up I listed is the real one, with Schroedingers cat both on, and not on the left wing simultaneously

by **De Kuip** Mon Feb 20, 2017 7:30 pm

Is Bree injured?
Not even sub?

by 4BetLite Mon Feb 20, 2017 7:33 pm

GOALKEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Villa_Dan Mon Feb 20, 2017 7:38 pm

De Kuip wrote:Is Bree injured?
Not even sub?

Knee infection I believe

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