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Pet hates
I'm watching the Newcastle game again (no, I don't know why either) and there have been a few occasions where one of our deeper lying players has tried some sad attempt at a through ball that's either been far too easily read by the opposition or, more often, gets over hit by 20 yards.
What annoys me more than the shit effort of a pass, is when the player it was intended for turns around and gives the thumbs up.
What the actual fuck? Why? It's the sort of encouragement you'd give a 6 year old not a professional earning millions. A look of disgust and a mouthing of "For fuck's sake!" would make me happier.
Anyway, that's my match-day pet hate. What's yours?
What annoys me more than the shit effort of a pass, is when the player it was intended for turns around and gives the thumbs up.
What the actual fuck? Why? It's the sort of encouragement you'd give a 6 year old not a professional earning millions. A look of disgust and a mouthing of "For fuck's sake!" would make me happier.
Anyway, that's my match-day pet hate. What's yours?
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People who excuse ineptitude and failure from others. I throw these losers out my life!
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Referees that are more interested in having attention to themselves than the match
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I hate it when a winger beats their man, gets to the byline then instead of crossing the ball the cut back in to try to beat more players.
This causes all sorts of trouble, forwards have made their run and lost their markers. Because the cross never comes over defenders get the chance to remark them and then block their runs. Also the winger then often loses the ball and that puts the team under pressure. Aaaaaggggghhhh!
Beat the man - cross the ball - goal.
Piece of piss.
This causes all sorts of trouble, forwards have made their run and lost their markers. Because the cross never comes over defenders get the chance to remark them and then block their runs. Also the winger then often loses the ball and that puts the team under pressure. Aaaaaggggghhhh!
Beat the man - cross the ball - goal.
Piece of piss.
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Sort of similar to Boldfinger - I hate it when the corner taker can't even beat the first defender - and I especially hate it when they do this several times in a match. I think there should be a rule that each time this happens, the centre half who has schlepped all the way up the pitch to stand on the penalty spot and wait for the delivery should be allowed to run straight over to the corner taker and slap them like a ginger stepchild.
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I've got one about corners as well. Short corners what idiot came up with that. You bring your entire team into the opponents box only to avoid wipping it in. Right.
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When the opposition have a corner and we bring back all our players so we just invite pressure and have no outlet if we win the ball!
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Players who when in or around the oppositions 18 yard box and faced with 1, 2 or even 3 players, are not aware of team mates in a better position and try to beat everyone AKA Andre Ayew. Yes in the past he probably did'nt have any capable players around him, but not this year they are there PASS TO EM.
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Ashley Westwood.
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When a player beats someone nicely and instead of passing they piss about and hold on to ball and hold on and hold on and try and do one thing to much and then loose it! Agghh I'm screaming at the TV or from stand Pass or give it him! CNZ was bad for it now Ayew has taken over.
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danclare82 wrote:When a player beats someone nicely...
"Pardon me, chap. Might I squeeze past you with my soccerball and loft it quietly onto that tall fellows brow? I do apologise if it causes one any inconvenience. If you like, why not pop down my end and have a dash at it yourself old boy. Pip pip and all that"
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Paying good money for pigtrough food in the Holte End. Sort it out please.
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Having to stand up every 5 minutes for some uninterested wombat to go and have a pee - usually whilst the game is still in motion.
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Bunn in goal (has he ever been on a winning Villa team). Westwood in midfield. Hutton at right back. Grealish(where did he get the reputation for being a rising superstar from?). I could go on
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Patrick Reed!
Rory is 5 under through 5 and he still cant shake this fat bastard off.
and
Nico Rosberg......... for being the luckiest little boy in the world (wanker, I meant to say)
Rory is 5 under through 5 and he still cant shake this fat bastard off.
and
Nico Rosberg......... for being the luckiest little boy in the world (wanker, I meant to say)
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