The Keith Wyness Thread

unveiled as our CEO - but still subject to football league approval.

Like this appointment he's been CEO at Aberdeen and Everton. Hopefully he can get to grips with how Aston Villa clock up £27m losses - whilst smaller clubs in the prem run at a profit and have better on field results.....

Boring as it sounds we need to be better commercially - winning on the pitch will help - but we need someone who can start making money for us......

He's off to a good start though - as I have had a change of Heart and will be buying 2 season tickets this week !!!!

He's fat, He's round
He sounds really sound

He's big, He's tall
He'll have lescott up the wall

He'll get us up sooner
By sacking knob bacuna

He'll shoot all the retards
Including fatty richards

He smiles like father Ted
He'll kick gabby in the head


Shit, cant think of anything that rhymes with guzan

quote today:-

"weve all seen chairman who promise the world and then deliver an Atlas"

Keith Wyness

4BetLite wrote:He's fat, He's round
He sounds really sound

He's big, He's tall
He'll have lescott up the wall

He'll get us up sooner
By sacking knob bacuna

He'll shoot all the retards
Including fatty richards

He smiles like father Ted
He'll kick gabby in the head


Shit, cant think of anything that rhymes with guzan

Genius stuff mate, maybe try ''He's no fools man so thats you fooked Mr Guzan''

some more good stuff from Wyness tonight

“It’s pretty obvious (the previous regime) took a backwards stance on things but that won’t be the case with me.” he said.

“I will be here full-time and hands-on.

“I will provide genuine, effective leadership. The staff will know that I’m here, that I care and that I’m listening and I understand"




more good stuff here

http://www.astonvilla.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=7520971


he seems fully aware he is walking into a shitstorm - the way he talks there reminds me of 'Graham Taylors 'shambles' speech in 1987. lets hope he has the same effect.

4BetLite wrote:He's fat, He's round
He sounds really sound

He's big, He's tall
He'll have lescott up the wall

He'll get us up sooner
By sacking knob bacuna

He'll shoot all the retards
Including fatty richards

He smiles like father Ted
He'll kick gabby in the head


Shit, cant think of anything that rhymes with guzan

He´s fat he will shave he will teach Guzan how to save...........

NARLA24 wrote:

4BetLite wrote:He's fat, He's round
He sounds really sound

He's big, He's tall
He'll have lescott up the wall

He'll get us up sooner
By sacking knob bacuna

He'll shoot all the retards
Including fatty richards

He smiles like father Ted
He'll kick gabby in the head


Shit, cant think of anything that rhymes with guzan

He´s fat he will shave he will teach Guzan how to save...........

He will save us from losing
By fucking off Brad Guzan

LVBrit wrote:

NARLA24 wrote:

4BetLite wrote:He's fat, He's round
He sounds really sound

He's big, He's tall
He'll have lescott up the wall

He'll get us up sooner
By sacking knob bacuna

He'll shoot all the retards
Including fatty richards

He smiles like father Ted
He'll kick gabby in the head


Shit, cant think of anything that rhymes with guzan

He´s fat he will shave he will teach Guzan how to save...........

He will save us from losing
By fucking off Brad Guzan

Nice

I dunno - the bloke comes in - talks more sense than perhaps anyone in the last 5 years - yet TBAR can't see past a load of tuppence happeny riddles !!!!

smetro wrote:I dunno - the bloke comes in - talks more sense than perhaps anyone in the last 5 years - yet TBAR can't see past a load of tuppence happeny riddles !!!!

Bah...... HUMBUG.

I hope you get a visit from 3 ghosts, all called Alf T.........

LVBrit wrote:

NARLA24 wrote:

4BetLite wrote:He's fat, He's round
He sounds really sound

He's big, He's tall
He'll have lescott up the wall

He'll get us up sooner
By sacking knob bacuna

He'll shoot all the retards
Including fatty richards

He smiles like father Ted
He'll kick gabby in the head


Shit, cant think of anything that rhymes with guzan

He´s fat he will shave he will teach Guzan how to save...........

He will save us from losing
By fucking off Brad Guzan

Splendid Sir

NARLA24 wrote:

4BetLite wrote:He's fat, He's round
He sounds really sound

He's big, He's tall
He'll have lescott up the wall

He'll get us up sooner
By sacking knob bacuna

He'll shoot all the retards
Including fatty richards

He smiles like father Ted
He'll kick gabby in the head


Shit, cant think of anything that rhymes with guzan

He´s fat he will shave he will teach Guzan how to save...........

Legendary Sir

Lets hope he continues to have a great Copa, lets hope we struggle to hold onto him, after all, we're only a championship club innit.