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The Joke that just keeps giving... Small Heath

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The Joke that just keeps giving... Small Heath

Post by My Old Man on Wed Sep 17, 2014 1:50 am

Lets be honest, we all know one of the eight fingered freaks and the hilarious bull they come out with. I put myself down as a sad bugger, because i love to drop into this forum...


http://www.smallheathalliance.com/list.php?1


Some cracking stuff in the above Laughing
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Post by Guest on Wed Sep 17, 2014 2:16 am

It really is the Pete and Dud, Two Ronnies sort of stuff that makes me laugh out really loud.
They really should be on extreme medication, oh, sorry, they are. Scarf Waving

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Post by whiteensign on Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:34 am

We could have some fun on there, we should all register (under nosey type names) and once we're all in position we go for a forum raid Scarf Waving
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Post by My Old Man on Wed Sep 17, 2014 12:21 pm

@whiteensign wrote:We could have some fun on there, we should all register (under nosey type names) and once we're all in position we go for a forum raid Scarf Waving


Haha...now that would be fun Laughing

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Re: The Joke that just keeps giving... Small Heath

Post by NARLA24 on Tue Sep 30, 2014 4:43 pm

How many of them will got o Millwall tonight ? I will go with 450.
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Post by Villa_Dan on Tue Sep 30, 2014 4:45 pm

They only had 14000 for Fulham at the Shed on the weekend
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Post by NARLA24 on Tue Sep 30, 2014 4:49 pm

@Villa_Dan wrote:They only had 14000 for Fulham at the Shed on the weekend
Big club eh ? Joke they are.
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Post by ember on Tue Sep 30, 2014 8:53 pm

:wanker: Not impressed. Halftime down Millwall and the SHA scum are two up.
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Post by NARLA24 on Wed Oct 01, 2014 1:56 am

@ember wrote::wanker:  Not impressed. Halftime down Millwall and the SHA scum are two up.
Won 3-1 ffs. 19th in Championship now lol!
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Post by whiteensign on Wed Oct 01, 2014 7:14 am

10 points from 10 games!
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Post by Thinman on Sat Oct 25, 2014 5:11 pm

Am I the only one left on this forum.

Blues lose 8-0 at home and I'm the only poster??
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8-0 after eights

Post by samw04 on Sat Oct 25, 2014 5:41 pm


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Post by NARLA24 on Sat Oct 25, 2014 5:44 pm

@Thinman wrote:Am I the only one left on this forum.

Blues lose 8-0 at home and I'm the only poster??
No, i am here. Good innit. 8 nil to the mighty Bournemouth
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Post by NARLA24 on Sat Oct 25, 2014 5:45 pm

Like that, although my step son, a chelsea fan sent me the same picture with our badge on after you know what happened.
Great first post by the way samw04
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Post by Thinman on Sat Oct 25, 2014 5:51 pm

Long may it continue - it's the antidote to our misery.

Two relegations from the same city this season?

Small Heath might have reached rock bottom but I hope not. More if this kind of stuff please!!
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Post by ember on Sat Oct 25, 2014 5:54 pm

@Thinman wrote:Am I the only one left on this forum.

Blues lose 8-0 at home and I'm the only poster??

Bugger. Missed this one. I'll copy and paste my malice into here. Laughing

by NARLA24 Today at 5:40 pm

ember wrote:

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ember wrote:Bournemouth were fucking shit. They went a whole ten minutes at the end without scoring.
Seriously though, I was watching the BBC text updates during the second half with a steadily increasing grin. It's now reached the point where I think the wind has changed and my face has stuck like this forever. Very Happy

Anyway, bye bye filth. Fuck off into administration, descent down through the divisions and oblivion. You won't be missed and your hangers on - tumours on society - will be missed even less.

Perfectly said ember Very Happy


Mate, you know, I just don't get how some Villa fans take an alternative view to that. I read the "The banters good", "They're our traditional rivals", "I miss the derbies", "I don't want them out of business, we need them for strong midlands football."

That's all shit. I will allow that there are a few of their fans that are OK. Decent folks, level headed, capable of discussion, accepting of their history, status and limitations but unfortunately they seem to be the tiny minority. The overwhelming majority seem to be absolute fucking retards. Stupid, ignorant, deluded and invariably fat and or ugly. It's weird. I can look at somebody in the street, or listen to them in a supermarket and think, "Blues, got to be" and I know I'll be right.

It seems that like the Orcs were beings that were a corrupted mockery of elves, so filth followers are corrupted, twisted beings that would be normal humans, maybe even Villa fans, were they not inbred, damaged scum. The only question that I can't find an answer to is like a chicken and egg thing. Does following that travesty of a club make you like that or does being like that mean you will be drawn irresistibly to the darkness, degradation and squalor? I'm inclined towards the latter view.

The latter view is mine to mate. I do feel for any football club who goes bust though. I hope they do not go bust but have two games a season against Kidderminster Harriers. Very Happy

Clubs don't really go bust to the extent that they cease to exist, though, do they? That's why nobody should have any hesitation praying for it for them and then not feeling any sympathy when it happens.
All that happens is that it hastens them through the trapdoor due to the automatic points deduction administration brings. They shouldn't be in the Championship this year at all. It's outrageous they escaped relegation last term so fuck 'em.

Financial collapse, successive relegations, administration - they'll still live on as an entity. Maybe one the size of Solihull FC, Atherstone or Wychall Wanderers but they'll still exist. They can play at Billesley Common or Wast Hills to "crowds" numbering the dozens on a good day. It's all good. It's perfectly acceptable to hope for everything bad possible to happen to them.
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Post by NARLA24 on Sat Oct 25, 2014 8:20 pm

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Post by ember on Sat Oct 25, 2014 11:34 pm

Don't normally make a point of watching the Football League Show after MOTD but tonight I will. On in about 10 mins Laughing at You
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Post by ember on Sun Oct 26, 2014 1:00 am

Only showed the goals and could only see empty seats so maybe there were no fans there to have close-ups of to savour their misery.

The comments section of the Mail has been comedy gold, here's a few.

guest Guest • 4 hours ago
Just a few facts, and I swear these have come straight from the horses mouth - the club are not for sale at the moment , there is no buyer nor are the club looking for a buyer. We will not end up with Moyes,Keegan, Hoddle or anyone like that . The board are desperately trying to raise finance but it isn't really happening. I am afraid we are doomed in the short term

I really hope his info is solid. If so, they are fucked.

Hughesie • 7 hours ago
They were poor, bad bad passing/defending etc but I really don't think they were a disgrace. Pathetic refereeing and lineswomaning gave us no chance whatsoever. Moyes will sort us out, don't worry about that

So, Hughsie, you thick fucking c**t, your team was bad. Passed badly and defended badly, "etc" but the reason you lost 0-8 was because of the officials. And your next manager is going to be Moyes? You absolute fucking mongoloid.

disqus_xavGn2ilyO • 6 hours ago
Brady,gold, Sullivan didn't see this conman CY coming looks bad on them too. Looks like an mg rover in football back in the city time for BUYOUT if possible being on Hong Kong exchange and these bunch of clowns who knows .Yet i know there no pride no passion in the club = end of the road yet it's a club that will KRO some how if things change soon too .and I back players to give this week's wages to charity some good to come from the weekend then lads ?

Laughing at You WTF?! Where to even start with that? I can see the words are English but there must be a serious head trauma involved here to produce such a disconnected, incoherent ramble.

I'd love to know what the ones too dumb to use a PC are saying. Actually, no, I really wouldn't!
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Post by Thinman on Sun Oct 26, 2014 10:11 am

Whatever the 'End of the Road' is, I think Small Heath are approaching it fast.
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Post by NARLA24 on Wed Oct 29, 2014 10:08 pm

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Post by ember on Wed Oct 29, 2014 10:31 pm

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