Fabian Delph

VillaBill wrote:Do snakes have hamstrings ?

 



And here is the Air Ambulance come to take him away.

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I was just about to put that one up as well!

Great picture and as they say, every picture tells a story!

I'm on holiday with poor internet connection but that is the best news I've had in weeks so worth the 5 min wait to comment ha ha ha ha. 
I've never been one to wish injury on players but this snake took his disrespect to a different level so fuck him... Karmas a bitch 
  

I wonder if the wanker will suddenly decide he's not injured after all, jump off the stretcher and run back on the pitch. He's got form for that kind of about turn.

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Lol - Even Alan Hutton seems to be getting in on the act!

He is getting pelters on instagram under the pic of him with the man city scarf....brilliant stuff, not sure it's all villa fans either!!

The "God is good" comment he made....doh!

Well deserved in my opinion.

Life is good sometimes!

As annoyed as I was with the whole "double turnaround", I cannot celebrate the fact he has picked up an injury.

Wow.

It's not a double broken leg or an awful illness like what struck down our Stan. It's a hamstring. Big deal. Puts him out for a few weeks when hopefully, he'll snap it again!

Trotters wrote:It's not a double broken leg or an awful illness like what struck down our Stan. It's a hamstring. Big deal. Puts him out for a few weeks when hopefully, he'll snap it again!

I don't wish him any physical harm, I will however enjoy watching him struggle to get into the Citeh side, lose his England place and generally watch his career flounder

Shouldnt this now be in the any other football forum now

Wookster wrote:Shouldnt this now be in the any other football forum now

Thanks for reminding me.

You reckon a badger badger chant would work, and when Delph touches the ball - A SNAKE A SNAKE

ala

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkgs5KXqZ2Q

Haaaaahahahahahaha! Fuck me that'd be hilarious. Especially if someone bought a goat. :) :) :)

http://www.whoscored.com/Players/27213/

Delph has now played a full minute for Man City. Which is a minute more than we all expected.

Well done Snake, you're clearly going to keep your england spot now...

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Delph has now played a full minute for Man City.  Which is a minute more than we all expected.

Well done Snake, you're clearly going to keep your england spot now...

He might get a run tomorrow against Watford, possibly doubling his game time at City.

60 seconds of football but still an England call up! How fucking ridiculous can our national team get? 

Oh and add in picking 4 strikers who have a COMBINED 2 goals between them this season?!?!?!

The people at the top of English football are as dodgy as Sepp Blatter.

Against San Marino and Switzerland the likes of Callum Wilson (4 goals in his last 2 games!!) should be in the squad

Don't want to keep harking back to him but this from the Daily Mail made me chuckle

Fabian Delph
A very restricted role so far, with just 15 minutes of Premier League football played in two substitute appearances against Everton and Watford. Destined for a life on the City bench it seems. 4/10

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3251824/Premier-League-new-boys-RATED-Anthony-Martial-Kevin-Bruyne-Son-Heung-min-six-buys-impress-far.html#ixzz3n3KGmD2s 
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My accountant spilled the beans earlier. Delphhas been in contact with Sherwood. It appears he wants to come back. There are two of our players, which I Am forbidden to name, that Delph wants out of the way first. Apparently, Fox is behind the move as he realises what a blunder they made with the contract that allowed Delph to leave for so little. Delph's wages may be a stumbling block but he is prepared to take A small cut.

Terry Derry wrote:My accountant spilled the beans earlier. Delphhas been in contact with Sherwood. It appears he wants to come back. There are two of our players, which I Am forbidden to name, that Delph wants out of the way first. Apparently, Fox is behind the move as he realises what a blunder they made with the contract that allowed Delph to leave for so little. Delph's wages may be a stumbling block but he is prepared to take A small cut.  

I think your accountant needs to step away from the crack pipe!

The Great white walnut wrote:

Terry Derry wrote:My accountant spilled the beans earlier. Delphhas been in contact with Sherwood. It appears he wants to come back. There are two of our players, which I Am forbidden to name, that Delph wants out of the way first. Apparently, Fox is behind the move as he realises what a blunder they made with the contract that allowed Delph to leave for so little. Delph's wages may be a stumbling block but he is prepared to take A small cut.  

I think your accountant needs to step away from the crack pipe!

Yeah, who exactly is an accountant to know these dealings???